I saw this poster in the door of a hair salon in Italy last month. Is the "Soccer Mullet" the key to unlocking pro soccer's popularity in Pittsburgh? Is bad hair the key to Italy's success at the World Cup? Is this the evin twin of Keanu Reeves? Are there other silly questions lurking here?
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Yikes! I thought I was reading "The Carbolic Smoke Ball" for a second! Don't scare us like that, Professor!
Just when I thought hair trends could not get any stupider than twenty-somethings and teenyboppers who saw fit to make their 2-inch bangs stand straigt up, now we have the insipid "mousse mohawk" wherein some styling agent is utilized to create a ridge of hair standing up down the entire top of the noggin. What in the HELL is up with that? Sometimes I can't wait until I'm finished going bald so that I'll never have to worry about hair trends again.
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